Sunday, January 24, 2010
I was talking to my agent the other day...
Thursday, January 14, 2010
The Missing - Signing
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Release Night Coming Soon

Adam J. Shardlow will be signing advance copies of his novel THE MISSING at the Illicit Still, 2 Brougham Street, Edinburgh, EH3 9JH. Wednesday, January 13, 5.30pm to 7.00pm. Pre-ordered copies will be available for collection.
Monday, January 04, 2010
New Year and Restless
Christmas came and went with a woosh, speeding past in a blur of panicked visits to airports, sitting on planes, much German food (mainly sausage of one sort or another), a long trip down south across a country blanketed white, with frozen windscreen nozzles and long delays for accidents. Visits to hospital to check on my Father-in-law, see my Grandmother, and the rest of the family. Helping to clear a house out, cooking a ham and a long trip back north.
New year came and went with a woosh, speeding past but spending a pleasant evening out for dinner and finding two big boxes filled with copies of my first novel ‘The Missing’ delivered to a neighbour and no contact at all with my publisher.
‘Juvie’ has also been finished.
So all in all, I don’t feel very rested and I’m probably in need of a break, but I have far too much to do and still not enough hours in the day.
I also forgot to make any kind of New Year resolution.
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I did get to do a bit of reading so here’s a quick run down:
God of Clocks, third in the series in ‘The Deepgate Codex’ is complicated by time shifts. Hell is still a fully realised horrific place and Carnival is still the best character, but in other areas I wanted more.
Asterios Polyp is one of best comics I’ve read in a long time. Carefully crafted, whimsical but full of depth and interest. Clever and amazing.
The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch, is slight and probably not worthy of being turned into a single comic book. It should have been left as a short story. Though interesting to see Jonathon Ross and his wife in comic book format.
Batman: War Games Act One, is classic Batman with a full cast of character and plenty of punch.
Pictures that Tick is a series of short works by Dave McKean. Here you can see his evolution as an artist and comic book creator as he tries different ways in which to present stories and experiments with the form. A thrilling book.
No Dominion and Half the Blood of Brooklyn, are books two and three in the Joe Pitt saga, vampyre and Chandler-esque bad boy in New York City. Fast paced with cool dialogue and thrilling to the end.
Read this Week:
God of Clocks by Alan Campbell
Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli
The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch by Neil Gaiman, Michael Zulli, Todd Klein.
Pictures that Tick by Dave McKean
No Dominion and Half the Blood of Brooklyn by Charlie Huston
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Christmas in a Good Catchment Area
Christmas in a Good Catchment Area
By Adam J. Shardlow
The boy opened the door and stared at the large black leather boots that stood upon the welcome mat.
‘Who is it?’ Came the call from over his shoulder.
Looking up past the heavy brocade trousers, the colour a deep burgundy russet, and the large barrel chest wrapped in a fur trimmed cloak, to the voluminous white beard that spilled downwards and frothed and curled elaborately around red tinted cheeks and deep set blue eyes, the boy smiled with delight.
‘I’ll see to it,’ came a second male voice as the boy’s father stepped up to the door.
The boy looked around the rotund figure to the antiquated sledge that was parked across their drive, eight reindeer pawing at the snow covered ground, steam and twinkling slipstream sparking off their flanks.
‘Ah - I see. We give to a set of charities by direct debit every month,’ said the boy’s father eyeing the imposing mythical seven foot figure standing by the replica boot scraper. ‘Rwanda and a couple of animal charities.’
‘It’s Santa,’ said the boy smiling and pointing upwards.
‘No - it’s just someone dressed as him. What have we told you about pointing?’
‘Who is it?’
They were joined at the door by an elegantly dressed woman in a figure complimenting suit, elaborate hair coiffured into position.
‘Santa,’ said the boy slightly more insistently.
‘It’s someone collecting for Christmas - sorry, you didn’t say which charity?’
‘But we’ve already given,’ she added.
‘I’ve told him that.’
‘It’s very late to be knocking on doors - we are a Neighbourhood Watch area, you know.’
‘THIS PLACE - IT WAS NOT HERE THE LAST TIME,’ said the figure dramatically.
‘Oh,’ said the wife as the voice rumbled through the house like a sound from some ancient poem.’
‘I see - he’s foreign,’ muttered the husband. ‘We’re a new build. Finished this year, good commuting distance to the city,’ he added in a slow and methodical manner, ‘and the schools are excellent. It’s really a very good catchment area.’
‘THE CHILDREN AND THE ORPHANAGE.’
‘Is that what it used to be - we didn’t know? They’ll have all gone now. Would you like some tea?’ Asked the wife, the politeness out of her mouth before she could stop it.
‘Bit late to be out,’ mentioned the father noticing that one of the reindeer was chewing on the hedge, another defecating on the drive. ‘I suppose, you have to pass all sorts of tests now to do this sort of job. You know, get the ‘little children’ test. It’s political correctness gone mad, I say’
‘GONE?”
‘Yes, completely mad.’
‘Santa!’
The boy put out a hand to touch the giant but found it pulled back by his mother who smiled discreetly.
‘What have we told you! Santa’s not real, he’s just a left over from a Judo-Christian myth. Sorry about that, it’s hard to keep them focused. That’s a very good suit by the way. Did you have it specially made?’
‘ALL GONE?”
‘You’re not ‘The Round Table’ are you, as we’re not members but our neighbours are and we always thought it looked good decent fun - perhaps you could put in a word?’
‘I WILL FIND THEM ALL THIS VERY NIGHT.’
‘Really? They’re making you work all night? Seems harsh - I suppose you don’t have much in the way of union representation?’
‘Santa?’
‘TONIGHT IS AS LONG AS IT NEEDS BE.’
‘Well, if they’re paying above the minimum then I suppose it’s all right.’
The figure bowed elaborately before putting a hand deep within a hidden pocket and pulling out a gift wrapped in bright green paper and tied with a perfect red crepe bow.
‘FOR YOU, SAMUEL’ he said, and placed it in the boys outstretched hand.
‘Oh you don’t have to, really,’ said the wife.
‘How much do we owe you?’ Added the husband resentfully.
The large mythical being turned and trudged back to his sleigh, small bells at his calves jingling the sound of Christmas deep into the night.
The door was closed to keep out the cold as the boy opened his present.
‘How did he know his name?’ Asked the father, reaching for the phone and dialling the police. ‘That’s really not right at all.’
The boy gasped with awe at his first present of the night, an exquisitely carved soldier in a red suit with a high black hat, a rifle over his shoulder. He smiled and stroked it carefully and held it up for his mother to inspect.
‘Oh, I do hope that’s Fair Trade.’
Sunday, November 29, 2009
I'm Not a Natural Runner
It’s turned very cold and wet here. This has the disadvantage of keeping me away from any kind of exercise that involves going outside. I’m not a natural runner, finding it a laborious and not enjoyable past time, however that said I feel my writing improves if I get regular exercise. When it’s dark at four in the afternoon I’m even less inclined to go out. I went yesterday morning but it was a woeful attempt. The advantage is that I get lots of stuff done, and so plenty of press releases for ‘The Missing’ have gone out and ‘Juvie’ is getting its rewrites done.
The Missing is now available from Blackwell’s.
Over at Forbidden Planet they have an interesting link to interviews with Joe Sacco and Eddie Campbell.
Plus Kate Griffin has some very sane and sensible things to say about the Protection of Children Act 1999.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Missing - Available now.

A girl vanishes from a crowded shop.
A wife awaits a husband who will never arrive.
Parents mourn a daughter who never existed.
They are the missing, lost souls, the disappeared.
Nick Stuart wakes to find his girlfriend gone, not just from his bed but from the minds and memories of friends and family. Convinced he is to blame for her disappearance he seeks help but all evidence of her existence has been wiped away. Has she left him, or is something more sinister at work? What happened the night she vanished? And who is the man with eyes that burn like a desert?
The police have their own worries as the heat wave builds and turns the city into a melting pot of violence and frustration, all brought to a head by the mysterious 'Missing Man', who snatches woman from the streets leaving no clues.
As they investigate the two cases become linked, but who is behind the crime - a man, a monster or a myth?
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Copulating woodland creatures
Been working my way through the new novel ‘Juvie’. I’ve about finished the second draft but still need to add in a couple of ideas I had whilst writing it and was too far on to go back. After that I’ll have a short break before printing it off and having a read through before the third rewrite.
I’ve heard that ‘The Missing’ is at the printers but still have no confirmed date for its release. I’m hoping before Christmas, but you never know with the publishers.
'the small print' has sold 900 copies and you can now buy it online. If you haven't already got a copy please get one as all the money goes to charity. You can order it from www.thesmallprint.com
Things to look at this week include:
Issuu is place where artists and authors publish all sorts of works from magazines to comics, to piece of art to short stories many completely free. This is something I’m interested in as I find the modern way of publishing might well be on its last legs. I don’t think we’ll stop buying printed material but the old fashioned publisher trying to sell his books to a few chain stores and then paying for advertising just can’t carry on. Publishing is coming back to the masses. Anyway have a look around and tell me if you see anything interesting.
An article about how a lot of literary authors write a novel. Some strange ideas out there but I guess you find what works best for you.
And another about how comic books are not just for geeks. As if you didn’t know already. this article refers to COMICA: The London International Comics Festival which sounds brilliant and I wish I was going to.
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The new Terry Pratchett is a Discworld novel that starts as if it’s been written by someone else. All the usual tropes are present, but it feels as if its been filtered through muslin or else it’s an echo of Pratchett. The reason for this is that he dictated large chunks of the novel and an assistant wrote them up. However once ‘Unseen Academicals’ gets going the whole thing settles down and the work becomes pure Pratchett.
Like all his later works this deals with big themes and its only tokenistically about football delving as it does into a discussion of sexism and racism. The novel introduces several new characters and sets its self up for a return to below stairs at Unseen University.
‘Tales from Outer Suburbia’ is a lovely book by Shaun Tan. Like his other works these fall into books for both adults and children alike with the most wonderful strange art work. This is a book of short stories with tales about strange stick creatures, a visit to the end of the world and a visiting marine mammal things are always strange yet never sinister in this great book.
A new work by Bryan Talbot is always worth a read and ‘Grandville’ is no exception. I mean it’s steampunk with badgers - you can’t ask for better than that. Part Sherlock Holmes, part Rupert the Bear and a dash of Tarantino, Talbot introduces us to Detective Inspector LeBrock of Scotland Yard. Brilliant art work, great dialogues and copulating woodland creatures. Brilliant.
Harvey Pekar can be a bit depressing. He obsesses about everything and worries too much. He’s kind of a working man’s Woody Allen however rather than films his anxiety Harvey turns them into comic art and has produced ‘American Splendor’ for about as long as I’ve been alive. The art work is by several different artist including Crumb, but the voice is always Pekar’s as complain and kvetches about life.
Finally, we have the new children’s book by John Connolly of Charlie Parker fame. ‘The Gates’ is about science and myth and religion all running into one. CERN have accidently allowed a demon to open up a portal in a small English town so that she can bring about the end of the world. Unfortunately she has aroused the suspicion of young Samuel Johnson and his dog, Boswell. Explaining the science as he goes along this is a comedy in the vain of Pratchet with many asides and explanations of scientific principles. When it’s good it’s hilarious, the best character being the put upon demon Nurd, but not all the jokes work.
Read this week:
Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett
Tales from Outer Suburbia by Shaun Tan
Grandville by Bryan Talbot
Best of American Splendor by Harvey Pekar
The Gates by John Connolly
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Why the new blog layout?
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Out for lunch
I’ve just had several intensive writing days so that I can get the bulk of the second draft of ‘Juvie’ written. That’s now about three quarters done and I hope to have it complete by the end of next week. At the same time I’ve been enjoying some glorious Edinburgh autumnal weather and eating many nice lunches in the bars round and about town.
I went over to the Botanical Gardens yesterday as the weather was so fine and took some photos, and hope to see the Spain exhibition on at The Mound later today.
I’ve also been catching up on some reading:
‘Dark Entries’ is Ian Rankin’s first attempt at a graphic novel and he decided (perhaps unwisely) to write a John Constantine story. It’s not bad, it’s just not anything amazing. the story is a little predicatable, Constantine doesn’t feel like the John I know and love and the art work by Werther Dell’Edera doesn’t help.
I do however like the format it’s be printed in. Standard book size (about half the size of a graphic novel) with a good hard back cover, though the printed paper inside is a little cheap feeling.
‘All His Engines’ by Mike Carey however is much better, in fact it’s probably one of the best Constantine’s I’ve read. The story is gripping and sinister, the characters are well created and the art work by Leonardo Manco is thrilling and vivid. John in LA is a fish out of water but this highlights his Britishness as he takes on demons and old death Gods. Worth reading and a good starting place if you’ve never read any before.
‘American Jesus’ is a new work by Mark Millar, the l’enfant terrible of comics who’s work seems to be in the ascendency at the moment. I imagine this book causes all sort of issues in those of a slight religious bent, but in truth its a book about being a kid, growing up and taking responsibility for your actions. The artwork by Peter Gross is simple, reminding me of children’s books with its pale colour work.
A good work that no doubt be controversial. I’ll be interested to see them make this one into a movie and who would supply the funding.
‘The Adventures of Jimmy Corrigan - The Smartest Kid on Earth’ is a simply told tale of loneliness and your place in a family. At first the character just comes across as pitiful, but he grows on you until eventually you hope that everything turns out right for the sad Jimmy, with his overbearing mother, new found father and lack of a love life. The art work is brilliantly rendered, like pop art in miniature. A great heartfelt book.
Read this week:
‘Dark Entries’ by Ian Rankin
‘All His Engines’ by Mike Carey
‘American Jesus’ by Mark Millar
‘The Adventures of Jimmy Corrigan - The Smartest Kid on Earth’ by F. C. Ware
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Coming soon to an interweb near you...
I’ve been working away at the second draft of my new novel which I can announce here. The book is called ‘Juvie’ and is set fifteen seconds into the future, that is just slightly ahead of time now. Set in Greenville, a town in the middle of the grass desert that could be the US or else a town in Europe, the novel follows Ben, a teenager who has decided to stop taking his inhibitors. The world around Ben is antagonistic too children and juveniles alike, treating them with outright hostility and ensuring that they are constantly watched and monitored after ‘the incident.’
The book is about paranoia, surveillance culture, Big Brother and the Mothering State, how we’re fearful of those who differ from us, are younger than us, think in different ways to us.
I hope to have the second draft done by Christmas with another rewrite early next year.
‘The Missing’ has had it’s cover approved and I’m now awaiting the proof copy for one last read through. The publisher’s claim it will be out for Christmas - so fingers crossed. I’ve got a website going live very shortly adamjshardlow.co.uk will be the place to find out about my work and also the new home for this blog. I’ll let you known when it’s live.
'the small print' also has a blog.
Right back to work, but before that here are a few things to keep you busy:
A great little story in pictures by the very talented Shaun Tan is available at The Guardian.
The Mannahatta Project is cool interact map showing what parts of Manhattan looked like in 1609.
A new blog by a friend of mine. He’s managed the sum total of one update so far but I’m sure he’ll add another. He is a little angry with life. Stay away if you don’t like swearing.
The website for artist Vincent Chong
And an interview with John Jarrold which is very perceptive and informative.
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Warren Ellis is well known for his comic books, but his single novel should be hunted out as well. Crooked Little Vein is a pastiche crime novel, part Raymond Chandler, all Warren Ellis. It’s laugh out loud funny and shocking and perverted (in only the best sense) and clever.
A burned out PI Michael McGill lands a case for the American Presidents heroin addicted Chief of staff to search out a lost part of the Constitution. This leads to a nightmare road trip across the US in the company of a nymphomaniac into the darkest underbelly of alternative sexual deviance.
Did I mention it was funny?
Warren Ellis (not to be confused with the musician) is a definite favourite of mine. You can read his daily updated website here. He’s a little misanthropic, but below the gruff exterior I have first hand knowledge that he’s a very nice man deep down (I won’t say what it is to protect his cover).
Read this week:
Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Cover Design

Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Normal Service is Resumed
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Underword - Edinburgh Fringe 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
'The Small Print' is here

Saturday, August 15, 2009
One wedding and a Funeral
Life has a nasty habit of sneaking up and punching you in the ear when you least expect it. It’s sneaky, and just when you think you’ve made friends, it decides to get ugly. We had a wedding to go to this weekend in Dunblane and were looking forward to the weekend, but Monday my wife’s Grandfather passed away so we ended up making a long detour across the border into England to Leicestershire for the funeral (which was sombre and respectful).
We’re now back in the very wet capital and need to go catch a train in a few minutes.
Therefore I’ve not done much on the book this week and will pick it with gusto from Monday.
It’s also my Mum’s birthday today - so Happy Birthday. Hope you are enjoying Barga.
A quick reminder that you can see me this week at Underword, where I shall be reading part of ‘Heart of Glass’ which is now available to purchase in a copy of ‘the small print,’ (send me an email if you want a copy).
Details are below:
Wednesday 19th August, 7.50pm–8.40pm
Fingers Piano Bar, Frederick Street
Admission is free so if you’re in Edinburgh come along and give me your support. I’m going to need it.
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I’m a comic book fan, always have been, but I like a certain type of comic book. I like dark and angst-ey, UK or European settings, where points are made and arguments examined. I’m not too big on the pants over tights superhero comics (apart from Batman, who I don’t think is a superhero - an argument for another day), so I have to say that All Star Superman left me cold.
People told me it was brilliant and that this would change my mind, but it didn’t, not really. I like the art work by the great Frank Quitely, but I found the story lumpen and slow and Superman is just kind of annoying. Sorry - I tried.
Read this week:
All Star Superman vol. 1 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely
All Star Superman vol. 2 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely