Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Links for Today
Mmmmm... dried zombie meat: http://pinktentacle.com/2010/05/zombie-meat/
Kim Alsbrooks White Trash series: http://juxtapoz.com/Meighan+OToole/22138-kim-alsbrooks
A partial map of the TARDIS. Which might come in handy in the future: http://community.livejournal.com/dwfiction/2794749.html?view=2658301#t2658301
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Testing mail to Blogger
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Missing, No More
I’m suffering from a cold which might be partially the fault of strong Belgian beer and the lack of sleep I’ve had over the last few weekends. Anyway, as I spend my Sunday snotting and hawking up the odd lung, you’ll be glad to know that, “Juvie” is now with my agent and I’m waiting to hear back.
As is the way of many small publishers, Libros has gone into liquidation which means copies of ‘The Missing’ are now no longer available. If you have one you hold something quite rare. That said I think I know where I can get hold of six remaining copies. So if you don’t already have one, drop me a line and I’ll see what can be arranged.
I’ve spent most of this week sketching and writing my brother’s best man speech in time for the wedding next weekend. I might need to sacrifice some more virgins to ensure travel (I’m running low in Edinburgh).
Links galore:
Online magazines with Zinio and Yudu
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And Another Thing is the Eoin Colfer written part six of Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s not bad, but (and this wasn’t a surprise) it’s no patch on the original. It’s like the concept was passed through an Adams-o-matic machine. It’s essence of Douglas, and I’m not sure whether anyone should have bothered. Colfer is a pretty good author in his own right, but Adams was something else, a once in human history writer.
The Road is one of those books that I’ve been meaning to read for a long time but never got around to it, which is a shame as it’s brilliant. Beautifully written, sparse, with an undercurrent of approaching sorrow. Sci-fi in the sense it’s set in an unnamed future after something terrible has happened that wipes out most of the human population, the world turned grey in a possible nuclear winter, it tells the continuous journey of a a father and his young son. A mesmerising work of art.
Pandemonium is the new Hellblazer, set in the difficult and challenging world of Iraq, sucide bombers and insurgents. Delano is one of the best Constantine authors around, with tight scripts that bring the old weathered magician to life. The art work by Jock is almost worth buying it for in the first place.
Read this week:
And Another Thing by Eoin Colfer
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
Hellblazer: Pandemonium by Jamir Delano & Jock
Thursday, April 22, 2010
The Digital Economy Bill
Dear Alistair Darling,
Many thanks for your reply to my email dated Sunday 4th April re: the Digital Economy Bill. I know that the Bill has now come been passed but I want you to understand the serious ramifications and implication that the Bill contains. My main points are below:
- The bill seems to have been designed to satisfy the requirements of the entertainment industry and victimise the public. The ‘three-strike’ rule is unfair without proof or evidence by trial. The government does not have the right to say who is guilty without recourse to law. £50,000 fines are also too much when it is almost impossible to say who is liable when an internet connection is shared.
- Making ISPs spy on their customers again in support of the entertainment industry is heinous. They don’t have the right to record what I look at online, just incase. It will also have a detrimental effect upon shops, cafes and restaurants offering open public wifi. The UK Government should be leading us into a Britain where access to the internet is enabled for all, this will seriously stunt any growth in this area.
- There is nothing in the Bill about stimulating the digital economy. We need everyone connected to the net via cheap, fast broadband. This will stimulate growth and commerce. Also as a new writer trying to build up a public profile I work and create new media stimulated by digital access. Copyright rules can get in the way of this ability to create new things.
I really don’t believe that the Bill has been given due consideration and it was pushed through without rigourous debate. We have a great wealth of tech-savvy creators in this country, individuals who understand the future that the net will give us far better than politicians. I don’t believe you’ve listen to these people enough and have instead merely taken into account the wants of big business.
Sincerely yours,
Adam J. Shardlow
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I'll let you know if he replies.
Busy, busy, busy - Wrong, wrong, wrong
- A short Dr Who comic from Rob Davis illustrating the appeal of the Time Lord.
- Article about the advances in 3D printing. Soon you'll just fire one of these babies up and produce anything.
- Article about how not to get a dead person through an airport and on to a plane. Sounds like the start of a novel.
- Dialogue and how to keep it natural.
- An art gallery on your computer.
- Free music from Ithaca Trio.
- Free comics Sin Titulo, Power Out, The Guns of Shadow Valley, Bayou.
Monday, April 05, 2010
Easter Eggs


Thursday, March 18, 2010
Going Commando
I’m away from my desk for the next four days and only keeping in touch via the odd twitter (@MiddleManLost) update and Facebook detail.
I’m away down south on my brother’s stag do, which involves several hours running around woodland in khaki green and shooting each other with paint balls in displays of manliness. There will be much in the way of grunting and the scratching of hairy chests and balls as we revert to primal instincts. If you’ve ever met me you will know that me taking part in such an activity is either hilarious or down right scary.
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I’ve been in research mode looking into ‘stuff’ for the follow up to “Juvie,” as well as several other things I have going on in my head at the moment which includes the comic book, a TV show idea and a work of non-fiction. Hopefully at least one of them will get off the ground. I’ve been using Evernote to store stuff ‘on the cloud.’ It’s okay but I’m having trouble linking stuff the way I want it. If anyone has any experience of using it drop me a note on the web link.
Right, I’m off to sharpen my hip knife, check the tension on my choke wire and prime my grenades for action. I leave you with a book review.
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Stephen Smith is a reporter for News Night and his detailed analysis of the world he sees around him often slips into the writing of ‘Underground London.’ This non-fiction work looks at some of the oddities that exist underneath the capital and, whilst in no way is it exhaustive, it does visit some of the better known attractions. At times he does seem to spend an inordinate amount of time above ground and only really descends into the sewers, tube network and the odd basement. He also has a habit of going off at a bit of a tangent but it’s an interesting, thoughtful work with the odd moment of humour.
Read this week:
Underground London by Stephen Smith
Monday, March 08, 2010
I promise I've been busy
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Still writing "Juvie" and Rarely Coming Up for Air
Sunday, January 24, 2010
I was talking to my agent the other day...
Thursday, January 14, 2010
The Missing - Signing
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Release Night Coming Soon

Adam J. Shardlow will be signing advance copies of his novel THE MISSING at the Illicit Still, 2 Brougham Street, Edinburgh, EH3 9JH. Wednesday, January 13, 5.30pm to 7.00pm. Pre-ordered copies will be available for collection.
Monday, January 04, 2010
New Year and Restless
Christmas came and went with a woosh, speeding past in a blur of panicked visits to airports, sitting on planes, much German food (mainly sausage of one sort or another), a long trip down south across a country blanketed white, with frozen windscreen nozzles and long delays for accidents. Visits to hospital to check on my Father-in-law, see my Grandmother, and the rest of the family. Helping to clear a house out, cooking a ham and a long trip back north.
New year came and went with a woosh, speeding past but spending a pleasant evening out for dinner and finding two big boxes filled with copies of my first novel ‘The Missing’ delivered to a neighbour and no contact at all with my publisher.
‘Juvie’ has also been finished.
So all in all, I don’t feel very rested and I’m probably in need of a break, but I have far too much to do and still not enough hours in the day.
I also forgot to make any kind of New Year resolution.
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I did get to do a bit of reading so here’s a quick run down:
God of Clocks, third in the series in ‘The Deepgate Codex’ is complicated by time shifts. Hell is still a fully realised horrific place and Carnival is still the best character, but in other areas I wanted more.
Asterios Polyp is one of best comics I’ve read in a long time. Carefully crafted, whimsical but full of depth and interest. Clever and amazing.
The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch, is slight and probably not worthy of being turned into a single comic book. It should have been left as a short story. Though interesting to see Jonathon Ross and his wife in comic book format.
Batman: War Games Act One, is classic Batman with a full cast of character and plenty of punch.
Pictures that Tick is a series of short works by Dave McKean. Here you can see his evolution as an artist and comic book creator as he tries different ways in which to present stories and experiments with the form. A thrilling book.
No Dominion and Half the Blood of Brooklyn, are books two and three in the Joe Pitt saga, vampyre and Chandler-esque bad boy in New York City. Fast paced with cool dialogue and thrilling to the end.
Read this Week:
God of Clocks by Alan Campbell
Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli
The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch by Neil Gaiman, Michael Zulli, Todd Klein.
Pictures that Tick by Dave McKean
No Dominion and Half the Blood of Brooklyn by Charlie Huston
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Christmas in a Good Catchment Area
Christmas in a Good Catchment Area
By Adam J. Shardlow
The boy opened the door and stared at the large black leather boots that stood upon the welcome mat.
‘Who is it?’ Came the call from over his shoulder.
Looking up past the heavy brocade trousers, the colour a deep burgundy russet, and the large barrel chest wrapped in a fur trimmed cloak, to the voluminous white beard that spilled downwards and frothed and curled elaborately around red tinted cheeks and deep set blue eyes, the boy smiled with delight.
‘I’ll see to it,’ came a second male voice as the boy’s father stepped up to the door.
The boy looked around the rotund figure to the antiquated sledge that was parked across their drive, eight reindeer pawing at the snow covered ground, steam and twinkling slipstream sparking off their flanks.
‘Ah - I see. We give to a set of charities by direct debit every month,’ said the boy’s father eyeing the imposing mythical seven foot figure standing by the replica boot scraper. ‘Rwanda and a couple of animal charities.’
‘It’s Santa,’ said the boy smiling and pointing upwards.
‘No - it’s just someone dressed as him. What have we told you about pointing?’
‘Who is it?’
They were joined at the door by an elegantly dressed woman in a figure complimenting suit, elaborate hair coiffured into position.
‘Santa,’ said the boy slightly more insistently.
‘It’s someone collecting for Christmas - sorry, you didn’t say which charity?’
‘But we’ve already given,’ she added.
‘I’ve told him that.’
‘It’s very late to be knocking on doors - we are a Neighbourhood Watch area, you know.’
‘THIS PLACE - IT WAS NOT HERE THE LAST TIME,’ said the figure dramatically.
‘Oh,’ said the wife as the voice rumbled through the house like a sound from some ancient poem.’
‘I see - he’s foreign,’ muttered the husband. ‘We’re a new build. Finished this year, good commuting distance to the city,’ he added in a slow and methodical manner, ‘and the schools are excellent. It’s really a very good catchment area.’
‘THE CHILDREN AND THE ORPHANAGE.’
‘Is that what it used to be - we didn’t know? They’ll have all gone now. Would you like some tea?’ Asked the wife, the politeness out of her mouth before she could stop it.
‘Bit late to be out,’ mentioned the father noticing that one of the reindeer was chewing on the hedge, another defecating on the drive. ‘I suppose, you have to pass all sorts of tests now to do this sort of job. You know, get the ‘little children’ test. It’s political correctness gone mad, I say’
‘GONE?”
‘Yes, completely mad.’
‘Santa!’
The boy put out a hand to touch the giant but found it pulled back by his mother who smiled discreetly.
‘What have we told you! Santa’s not real, he’s just a left over from a Judo-Christian myth. Sorry about that, it’s hard to keep them focused. That’s a very good suit by the way. Did you have it specially made?’
‘ALL GONE?”
‘You’re not ‘The Round Table’ are you, as we’re not members but our neighbours are and we always thought it looked good decent fun - perhaps you could put in a word?’
‘I WILL FIND THEM ALL THIS VERY NIGHT.’
‘Really? They’re making you work all night? Seems harsh - I suppose you don’t have much in the way of union representation?’
‘Santa?’
‘TONIGHT IS AS LONG AS IT NEEDS BE.’
‘Well, if they’re paying above the minimum then I suppose it’s all right.’
The figure bowed elaborately before putting a hand deep within a hidden pocket and pulling out a gift wrapped in bright green paper and tied with a perfect red crepe bow.
‘FOR YOU, SAMUEL’ he said, and placed it in the boys outstretched hand.
‘Oh you don’t have to, really,’ said the wife.
‘How much do we owe you?’ Added the husband resentfully.
The large mythical being turned and trudged back to his sleigh, small bells at his calves jingling the sound of Christmas deep into the night.
The door was closed to keep out the cold as the boy opened his present.
‘How did he know his name?’ Asked the father, reaching for the phone and dialling the police. ‘That’s really not right at all.’
The boy gasped with awe at his first present of the night, an exquisitely carved soldier in a red suit with a high black hat, a rifle over his shoulder. He smiled and stroked it carefully and held it up for his mother to inspect.
‘Oh, I do hope that’s Fair Trade.’
Sunday, November 29, 2009
I'm Not a Natural Runner
It’s turned very cold and wet here. This has the disadvantage of keeping me away from any kind of exercise that involves going outside. I’m not a natural runner, finding it a laborious and not enjoyable past time, however that said I feel my writing improves if I get regular exercise. When it’s dark at four in the afternoon I’m even less inclined to go out. I went yesterday morning but it was a woeful attempt. The advantage is that I get lots of stuff done, and so plenty of press releases for ‘The Missing’ have gone out and ‘Juvie’ is getting its rewrites done.
The Missing is now available from Blackwell’s.
Over at Forbidden Planet they have an interesting link to interviews with Joe Sacco and Eddie Campbell.
Plus Kate Griffin has some very sane and sensible things to say about the Protection of Children Act 1999.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Missing - Available now.

A girl vanishes from a crowded shop.
A wife awaits a husband who will never arrive.
Parents mourn a daughter who never existed.
They are the missing, lost souls, the disappeared.
Nick Stuart wakes to find his girlfriend gone, not just from his bed but from the minds and memories of friends and family. Convinced he is to blame for her disappearance he seeks help but all evidence of her existence has been wiped away. Has she left him, or is something more sinister at work? What happened the night she vanished? And who is the man with eyes that burn like a desert?
The police have their own worries as the heat wave builds and turns the city into a melting pot of violence and frustration, all brought to a head by the mysterious 'Missing Man', who snatches woman from the streets leaving no clues.
As they investigate the two cases become linked, but who is behind the crime - a man, a monster or a myth?
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Copulating woodland creatures
Been working my way through the new novel ‘Juvie’. I’ve about finished the second draft but still need to add in a couple of ideas I had whilst writing it and was too far on to go back. After that I’ll have a short break before printing it off and having a read through before the third rewrite.
I’ve heard that ‘The Missing’ is at the printers but still have no confirmed date for its release. I’m hoping before Christmas, but you never know with the publishers.
'the small print' has sold 900 copies and you can now buy it online. If you haven't already got a copy please get one as all the money goes to charity. You can order it from www.thesmallprint.com
Things to look at this week include:
Issuu is place where artists and authors publish all sorts of works from magazines to comics, to piece of art to short stories many completely free. This is something I’m interested in as I find the modern way of publishing might well be on its last legs. I don’t think we’ll stop buying printed material but the old fashioned publisher trying to sell his books to a few chain stores and then paying for advertising just can’t carry on. Publishing is coming back to the masses. Anyway have a look around and tell me if you see anything interesting.
An article about how a lot of literary authors write a novel. Some strange ideas out there but I guess you find what works best for you.
And another about how comic books are not just for geeks. As if you didn’t know already. this article refers to COMICA: The London International Comics Festival which sounds brilliant and I wish I was going to.
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The new Terry Pratchett is a Discworld novel that starts as if it’s been written by someone else. All the usual tropes are present, but it feels as if its been filtered through muslin or else it’s an echo of Pratchett. The reason for this is that he dictated large chunks of the novel and an assistant wrote them up. However once ‘Unseen Academicals’ gets going the whole thing settles down and the work becomes pure Pratchett.
Like all his later works this deals with big themes and its only tokenistically about football delving as it does into a discussion of sexism and racism. The novel introduces several new characters and sets its self up for a return to below stairs at Unseen University.
‘Tales from Outer Suburbia’ is a lovely book by Shaun Tan. Like his other works these fall into books for both adults and children alike with the most wonderful strange art work. This is a book of short stories with tales about strange stick creatures, a visit to the end of the world and a visiting marine mammal things are always strange yet never sinister in this great book.
A new work by Bryan Talbot is always worth a read and ‘Grandville’ is no exception. I mean it’s steampunk with badgers - you can’t ask for better than that. Part Sherlock Holmes, part Rupert the Bear and a dash of Tarantino, Talbot introduces us to Detective Inspector LeBrock of Scotland Yard. Brilliant art work, great dialogues and copulating woodland creatures. Brilliant.
Harvey Pekar can be a bit depressing. He obsesses about everything and worries too much. He’s kind of a working man’s Woody Allen however rather than films his anxiety Harvey turns them into comic art and has produced ‘American Splendor’ for about as long as I’ve been alive. The art work is by several different artist including Crumb, but the voice is always Pekar’s as complain and kvetches about life.
Finally, we have the new children’s book by John Connolly of Charlie Parker fame. ‘The Gates’ is about science and myth and religion all running into one. CERN have accidently allowed a demon to open up a portal in a small English town so that she can bring about the end of the world. Unfortunately she has aroused the suspicion of young Samuel Johnson and his dog, Boswell. Explaining the science as he goes along this is a comedy in the vain of Pratchet with many asides and explanations of scientific principles. When it’s good it’s hilarious, the best character being the put upon demon Nurd, but not all the jokes work.
Read this week:
Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett
Tales from Outer Suburbia by Shaun Tan
Grandville by Bryan Talbot
Best of American Splendor by Harvey Pekar
The Gates by John Connolly